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EFHA --- 11:38:20 26.4.2005
koukam ze vesmirni lide asi dorucuji emaily po postovnich holubech kdyz to trva rok a pul :))

From: "Katerina" (radostvzivote@atlas.sk)
To: "Undisclosed-Recipient:;"@avas7.tiscali.cz
Subject: PETICE PROTI CIPOVE TOTALITE
X-Virus-Scanned: by amavisd-new at tiscali.cz

Sdeleni 1622. 4.8.2002, akt.1.10.2003.

PETICE !

PROTI CIPOVE TOTALITE


Mili lide,

Je nacase vam oznamit VASI SITUACI a informovat vas o VASI POZICI v ramci
+LOUTKOVEHO SYSTEMU. Uz bylo dost ohlupovani lidi vedci, uredniky a jinymi
+VNEJSIMI strukturami.

CAST LIDI PRACUJE INTENZIVNE NA CIPOVEM OVLADACIM SYSTEMU VSECH LIDI PLANETY
+ZEME. TENTO SYSTEM V PRIPADE REALIZACE BUDE ZNAMENAT UPLNOU ZTRATU TECH
+ZBYVAJICICH SVOBOD, KTERE LIDE NYNI MAJI. Lide, kteri na tomto pracuji, ziji v
+UPLNE NEVEDOMOSTI z hlediska DUSLEDKU - DUCHOVNIHO DOPADU, co to bude pro
+ZAKLADNI LIDSKA PRAVA cloveka znamenat. CIPY JSOU SOUCASTI POCITACOVE SITE PRES
+MIKROVLNY, JAKO U MOBILU !

(atd atd, nasleduje asi 5 stran sracek)


ING. IVO A. BENDA, P.O. BOX 51, 470 06 CESKA LIPA 6, mobil
++420-603-491600.

??? --- 22:22:29 25.4.2005
(neprislo primo me, ale nejde se nepodelit :-) )

Dobry den,
redaktor Udalosti vysilanych na CT 1 v sobotu 23.4. v 19:30 sdelil, ze ten den kolem 13. hodiny dorazila do Prahy zvlastnim vlakem skupina fanousku Baniku Ostrava, z nichz vetsina nemela jizdenku.
Uz nekolik let dojizdim pravidelne do pomerne vzdaleneho zamestnani, rocne urazim vlakem minimalne 8000 km. Rad bych se zeptal, jestli bych take mohl cestovat zdarma, pokud dolozim, ze jsem fanouskem Baniku. Prozatim jsem zarizeni vlakovych souprav nedemoloval, ale pokud je to pro poskytnuti tohoto typu slevy nutne, pokusim se prizpusobit. Jako projev vstricnosti jsem ochoten se zrict policejni ochrany behem cesty vlakem a nepozadovat vypraveni zvlastnich vlaku presne v terminech, ktere mi vyhovuji.
Dekuji.
??? --- 11:11:24 21.4.2005
???: sweet
??? --- 16:44:35 20.4.2005
.....
Subject: Missing "rizky"

Hello my dear colleagues,

I would like to find out who, of course by accident, ate, or in a better case only took, my three "rizky" from a fridge. I just want to point out that my grandmother spent a great amount of her free time on sunday afternoon to make these "rizky" and the goal of it was to feed her grandson (me) and not anybody else. I wanna also point out that this action cause an extreme hunger on my side, so if these "rizky" are still alive I would appreciate to find them back in a fridge where they belong to. Trust me potato salad without "rizky" is not as delicious as with them.

But if these "rizky" are already eaten, pls make sure to eat only your own food next time.

Thank you very much
.....
??? --- 12:57:37 30.3.2005
GAUNER: sweet ale trosku infantilni od temer tricetilete zzeny
GAUNER --- 12:56:15 30.3.2005
jeziš...
??? --- 12:46:23 30.3.2005
tohle sem dostal. neni to zadna demence ale prijemne jsem se pobavil.... jedna se o moji ucitelku na aj ze stredni. tusim ze je ted nekde v australii nebo co....


Od: "Samantha-Jane Norris"
Předmět: Czech living

(Tak, ok, ok, I finally admit to more than just a passing few of the below.
It continues ... still get a laugh out of 'Hele vole, kde je muy karu?'. SJ
xx)

You know you've been living in the Czech Republic too long when:

-you begin to find ice-hockey an interesting sport
-you are highly suspicious of people in a good mood
-you assume someone polite is being sarcastic
-the thought that the EU might ban utopenec (dodgy sausages in vinegar which
you get in pubs) and tvarůžky (curd cheese) brings tears to your eyes
-you begin to shake with fear on entering a government office
-instead of counting calories you count how many years Czech food will lop
off your life expectancy
-you start learning names of wild mushrooms in English
-you start forgetting how to spell (that is of course if you ever knew how)
-you have no idea how to use articles any more. "A, the, so what, big deal,
who cares."
-even the thought of wearing shoes in the house sends shivers down your
spine
-you start to enjoy sleeping with a comforter/duvet
-you automatically hang up your coat on entering a restaurant, theatre, etc
-a tip of more than five crowns seems like a wasteful extravagance
-you have forgotten what water from the tap tastes like
-you start to dislike Václav Havel
-you become extremely precise about people's titles- ing, Mgr.,Doc. Prof.,
PhDr.,Dr.,etc.
-you start using diminutives in English: Hey Paulicek, my little pig
-you start to expect your students to v<breve>kat (formal form of address)
you
-You speak to your children in Czenglish, "Hele, honey, don't zlob me" and
with your friends, "Hey vole, let's go for a pivo, co?
-you can't eat a meat dish without potatoes in some form or another
-you always expect soup before your main course at lunch
-you reminisc e about the price of beer in the good old days "I remember
when a ten was three crowns fifty and fried cheese cost twenty crowns. Those
were the days."
-you sport a Jaromír Jágr haircut

Samantha-Jane Norris
GAUNER --- 12:41:56 30.3.2005
když mám náladu tak odepisuju takto:

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toto je 100 teček štěstí, jestli je nepošleš svým 100 přátelům už nikdy nebudeš mít štěstí a do dvou dnů ti upadne hlava :)
??? --- 12:41:06 30.3.2005
GAUNER: strilet