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Comedy Zone :: Quotes from the British and American Sitcoms
Have you seen Spaced, Red Dwarf, It Crowd, Office, Green Wing, Peep Show, Futurama, Family Guy, Friends, Seinfeld, Will and Grace...? Do you think they are funny? Can you quote them? Then come and join us! Oh, and by the way, in English, please!


Disclaimer: We do not know where to get any of these titles nor subtitles nor anything else. So do not ask! (Unless you are fond of bananas and we have loads and loads of bananas indeed)

Máte k tomu co říct? Vložte se do diskuze.
ZYNXUVY --- 11:50:47 8.5.2016
Of course, lager! The only thing that can kill a vindaloo!
CORNIIS --- 13:45:03 29.1.2016
Karen: Imagine the most beautiful flower you've ever seen... its petals opening as it's gently touched by the sun.
Jack: Oh.
Karen: Now imagine a vagina next to that.
Grace: See, even that made me horny.

Will and Grace.
CORNIIS --- 23:23:58 24.1.2016
Basil Fawlty: [indicating Sybil] This - Basil's wife.
Basil Fawlty: [indicating himself] This - Basil. This - smack on head.
[smacks Manuel on the head]
MARCUS_17 --- 16:31:33 21.5.2014
Butter robot(asking for second time): What is my purpose?
Rick: You pass butter.
Butter robot: Oh my god.
Rick: Yeah, welcome to the club pal.

Rick and Morty S01E09
KEEP_SMILE --- 22:11:34 6.10.2012
Joey: "It is on how woman's purse looks so good on me, a man."
Rachel: "Exactly. Unisex."
Joey:"Maybe you need sex. I had sex couple of days ago."
Rachel: "No, no Joey. U N I sex."
Joey: "You can not say no to that."

Friends S05E13
CANEBRA --- 16:32:33 20.6.2012
sorry, not sitcom, but priceless :D

The Dictator, 2012:

General Aladeen:
"You go to the bathroom after Osama, you will realize the true meaning of terrorism."

"Kim Kardashian is a very nice girl, but unbelievably hairy! When I pulled her panties down, I thought I was looking in the mirror."

"I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on roller skates -- it means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us."

Store Customer: "God, the police are such fascist bastards."
Aladeen: "Yes, and not even in a good way."
CANEBRA --- 16:21:22 20.6.2012
2 Broke Girls, s01e15

Caroline: [After noticing Max is smoking one of Sophie's electric cigarettes] Max, you shouldn't smoke. You'll get...
Max: What, electrocuted? This is silly. If I'm gonna suck on something this hard and get no pleasure out of it, I should just date.
ALEEGALTROLL --- 11:40:08 17.11.2011
"The point I'm trying to make, you dirty son of a fetid whoremonger's bitch, is that we're friends!" - Rimmer
JNK --- 18:07:51 5.10.2011
Siren ep 1
She calls it post-traumatic disorder, I call it up, horny down.
911 --- 13:30:33 23.5.2011
Judge Harm: Bart Simpson, I declare you emancipated. Further, I hereby garnish Homer's wages until Bart is fully repaid.
Homer: Mmmm.. Garnish.